This is China! By Wikus Janse van Rensburg

Before I came to China:

The only thing I knew about the country was that Jackie Chan was a citizen. I had an island mentality and while I knew about cities like Beijing I knew nothing else about it.

Back home:

In my home country I got into anime and pop culture. There are several comic shops selling action figures back home, but at the prices they stock it at, I decided that I’d much rather travel than buy figurines that cost a fortune.

I came to China:

One of the reasons I came to China was for the new experiences, and while I got that I made several incredible discoveries.

Discoveries:

#1 They sell action figures at the cinema.

If I was a kid, I’d throw a tantrum when I left the cinema with my parents so that they would buy me an expensive Ironman figurine to shut me up (genius!)

#2 They sell various kinds of figurines at markets

These not only match the quality of the figures sold online, but they are also much cheaper.

#3 The power of bargaining

If you get a constipated expression on your face and tell the seller that it costs too much, and of course the “NONONO! -turn around and leave” (thank you Luke) you end up having money for a burger and coke, too.

Pandora’s box:

While I waited for one of my classes in September, I saw one of my new Chinese friends browsing a site called Taobao for playboy shoes, (I thought they only made magazines and movies?) she soon showed me that you can buy anything on the site. At first I thought, this won’t be good for my finances, (western mentality) but soon I discovered several new things.

Discoveries 2.0

#1 Bootleg is a word more suited for shoes.

#2 Chinese toymakers are really smart.

#3 The stores back home are ripping people off.

The reason:

#1 Bootlegs surpass the quality of the original products in most cases.

The paint is shinier, or grittier depending on your taste.

#2 They actually improve the product and make the packaging more interesting.

It basically means that your hulk figurine will be able to make you coffee and mow the lawn in a few years’ time.

#3 It costs a fraction of the price!

More money for food!

The conclusion:

This is China baby, and made in China is the new made in England.

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